Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene Creates Anti-Vaccination Mascot

In an effort to help debunk the myth that vaccinations are necessary, Representative Marjorie Taylor Green has created a friendly mascot to spread awareness. "The American people need to remember that this is not Nazi Germany!" said Greene, invoking her favorite historical analogy. "No one can tell us that we have to get an untested vaccine just because there's a flu going around. Study after study has shown that the vaccine is not effective, no matter what the leftist media preaches. That's why I have created Auntie Vaxxer as an anti-vaccination mascot."

Greene explained that Auntie Vaxxer is a sweet little old lady who represents the best in American values. She is full of old-time wisdom and common sense. "We will bring Auntie Vaxxer to various social media and produce pamphlets where Auntie Vaxxer will explain in simple words why no one can make you get vaccinated."

Rep Greene says Auntie Vaxxer may be cute, but she has an important job. "Too many Americans are being bullied into putting something in their bodies that is poison! Auntie Vaxxer will help people realize they don't have to put up with it. Plus it's a great way to introduce kids to the horrors of vaccinations!"

Another character is also being developed by Rep Greene. An updated Uncle Sam who will serve as a companion to Auntie Vaxxer and focus on the tyranny of mask advocates. "Uncle Sam has always been associated with patriotism," said Greene, "and nothing is more patriotic than refusing to wear a mask. Few people realize that the Constitution guarantees the right not to wear a mask. One of those amendment things says we have a right to free speech. Well how are we supposed to speak freely with masks over out mouths!"

Rep Marjorie Taylor Green will be introducing Auntie Vaxxer at her next "America First, Last, and Everywhere In-between" rally, The new Uncle Sam should be debuting later this fall. Rep Green is confident that these mascots will help Americans realize how dangerous it can be to trust health matters to science when they should be relying on of internet rumors and conservative media.