Trump Clarifies Why Rally Crowd Underestimated: "Fat Jerseyans Should Count as Two!"

Donald Trump held a rally yesterday in Wildwood, New Jersey. The crowd was estimated to be as large as 80 thousand supporters, but according to the former president, that number was far from accurate. In a posting on Truth Social, Trump explained that not only was the number closer to 100 thousand individuals, but that because of the prevalence of obesity amongst Jersey residents, every person should have been counted as two people.


A spokesman for Mr. Trump, Will Lye, said that he agrees that doubling the total of rally attendees based on body size is perfectly reasonable. "While the census does not recognize obesity as a reason to count a person as more than one, rally counts are not regulated.," he said.  "With so many fat New Jersey MAGAs in the crowd, it really did look like 250 thousand or more."

Mr. Lye said that when Donald Trump is elected, he will work to change voter registration laws to more fairly account for the obese. "After yesterday's rally, Mr. Trump realized that it is not right that fat MAGAs only count as one person when voting," he said. "As president, Mr. Trump will change all that so that fat states will receive proper representation."

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